What the fuck ever happened to KID stuff…? Ya know, Barbies and toy cars and shit… A fucking iPad? What’s a kid gonna do with an iPad? Read a newspaper? I say buy the iPad, beat the kid with it, return it, and go get something useful. Hopefully, they won’t lower your refund because of the blood stains.
Top 5 Items That Children Ages 6-12 Want For Christmas:
#1: iPad (Yeah, like I’d give a kid $700 worth of useless technology)
#2: Their own personal computer (This I can’t argue with; I asked for a computer when I was 2)
#3: A gaming system (Makes sense. It’s a fucking video game console.)
#4: an iPod Touch (Makes sense; the iPod Touch was directed towards younger people.)
#5: an Android phone… (Yeah, in the hands of a 6-year-old…)