I heard in the news today that the #1 thing...
What the fuck ever happened to KID stuff…? Ya know, Barbies and toy cars and shit… A fucking iPad? What’s a kid gonna do with an iPad? Read a newspaper? I say buy the iPad, beat the kid with it, return it, and go get something useful. Hopefully, they won’t lower your refund because of the blood stains. Top 5 Items That Children Ages 6-12 Want For Christmas: #1: iPad...
I don't care what gender you are, I'm going to...
Reasons why I don't like you:1)Your an ugly girl....
Reasons as to why I don’t like you: 1) You leave stupid comments; 2) You don’t know how to use proper grammar (YOU’RE. Not YOUR); 3) You think you can compensate for your microscopic balls by insulting me when you don’t fucking know me; 4) You’re a broken condom; 5) I never said I hate making salad; 6) You lack the intelligence to know that taller people have bigger...
Damn Sara is sexy
You’re really creepy. Ask me anything
Tu vuò fa l’ americano! mmericano! mmericano; siente a me, chi t’ ho...– Renato Carosone (Tu Vuò Fa’ L’Americano)
Always I wanna be with you~♪ →
I don’t know why I’m so addicted to this game… It might be the song. But it might be the rainbow unicorn.
Wank off, you wine-loving tool.
To people who have been blogging ONLY Harry Potter...
STOP IT! I get it; you’re excited. BUT STOP.
Dear Platypus, You're adopted. Sincerely, Darwin.
Do you want curly hair?
Nah. I like being able to not brush my hair in the morning and having people not notice. Curly-haired people don’t have that lazy luxury. Ask me anything
fuck-yeah-guns-n-roses: Don’t Cry (Original) -...
"Dear Billy Mays, Oxi Clean didn't work. What now?...
XD It’s funnier if you’ve read Macbeth.
What's one thing you would never put in your...
Stuff that’s not good for me. I refer you to this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AuLkMBAFZg Oh, and the sexual thing doesn’t fall under that category. Wait, what? Joking. Or am I? Play Ask me anything
(Remember me… Remember me…) Remember me. Remember me. Remember me....– The Only Hope For Me Is You by My Chemical Romance
What is your favorite t.v. channel?
Discovery. Ask me anything