Going to an all-girl school, there are some conversations that I frequently listen to and can’t stand: “Oh mi gawd! I woke up at like, 5 o’clock to straighten my hair, and now it’s all poofy!”, “That party last night was so cool. I got totally wasted.”, “We had sex for like 2 minutes but it was so magical.”
But the one thing I hear every day that I can’t stand most is: "Oh my god. I’m so fat.”
This pair of sentences never exits the mouth of girls that actually are overweight. You know why? Because we don’t feel the need to shame ourselves more or make an awkward situation. (That or they are completely oblivious.)
Have you ever had a fat friend who said their fat to strike up conversation? No. Because that’s awkward.
So shut the fuck up.
Who do you think you are? How dare you say that? Especially to a friend of yours that is overweight?
I don’t care if it’s female human nature to be like that. Because these people are liars. They’re stupid liars that think only of themself.
These people that are normal sized always say to me “I’m so fat”. In which I’m inclined to answer “No you’re not. Just look at me.”
Truthfully, I say this not to make them feel better, but to put things into perspective. “I’m so fat.” “Well, let’s see you handle all this. *shakes belly*”
But you know what response I get? “No, you’re not fat. I am.”
Saying you’re fat WHEN YOU’RE NOT and then saying that I’m not fat WHEN I AM and in turn telling me that YOU ARE STILL FAT does not make sense!
You are not complimenting me. You are expressing to me that you have the IQ of a garden snail, you don’t understand what the word “fat” means, or you have been blinded by your own stupidity. Or possibly all of the above.
If anything, it’s an even bigger insult. And I’m sick of being polite about this and trying to tell these idiots to put things into perspective.
So yeah, you 50% of girls who think you’re fat, you are. You are the fattest bitches on the face of the earth.
Go eat some McDonalds or KFC or whatever and live. Live like you’re “fat”. Live like you’re “fat” and it’s no one’s business.
Just shut the fuck up, and stop making the group of girls who are fat even more self-conscious about their weight. You are all so preoccupied with your misconceptions of reality that you can’t see how insulting you are to us. I guarentee that 100% of us wouldn’t mind being “fat” is that’s really what you consider fat. How about we switch places and then we’ll see whose fat?