Mom: “You’re the only teenager that spends their whole day on the internet”
Mom: “You’re the only teenager that spends their whole day on the internet”
(via sarcasmismybestfriend)
[video]
(Source: peetaah, via ex-wife)
“why is that dog wearing glasses”
“because his insurance wouldn’t pay for contacts”
(via the-blind-banditt)
[video]
[video]
[video]
do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while
(Source: megaultracass, via the-blind-banditt)
did you say walk
(Source: escroto, via the-blind-banditt)
what? this isn’t a nude beach this is a nerd beach who’s ready to catch some .wavs
(via ex-wife)
[video]
[video]
swag youre it
no snapbacks
(via ex-wife)
Everybody likes kung fu fightingggg~
[video]