There was an attractive young girl working at EBGames

And at first I thought “Wow, that’s cool. I didn’t know my people worked here.”

But when I asked her about games, she just gave me this blank expression and didn’t know anything

"Hey, do you know if the new Zelda game for the Wii is available for pre-order yet?"

"You mean the 3D one?"

Seriously. Let’s switch jobs. You’re not fooling anyone.