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chaystar: Mom: “You’re the only teenager that spends their whole day on the internet”

Thu, 16 May 2013 21:49:23 -0400

chaystar:

Mom: “You’re the only teenager that spends their whole day on the internet”

dyemelikeasunset: Tutorial: Feet and Shoes A little old, but...

Thu, 16 May 2013 21:42:29 -0400

dyemelikeasunset:

Tutorial: Feet and Shoes

A little old, but hope it helps!

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Thu, 16 May 2013 21:42:14 -0400

gemiblu: “why is that dog wearing glasses” “because his...

Thu, 16 May 2013 21:41:59 -0400

gemiblu:

“why is that dog wearing glasses”

“because his insurance wouldn’t pay for contacts”

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Thu, 16 May 2013 21:41:52 -0400

thex-kid: unicow-nak-nak: hallowedhorrors: skindeap: 8-inch...

Thu, 16 May 2013 21:41:43 -0400

thex-kid:

unicow-nak-nak:

hallowedhorrors:

skindeap:

8-inch chocolate penis that oozes fondant cream… Fresh mint fondant, Valencia orange fondant, Williams Pear liqueur fondant, Mozart chocolate liqueur fondant, Cointreau liqueur fondant and Irish coffee liqueur fondant.

United Indecent Pleasures

Okay but is it possible to get the filling colored red? Because obviously the best use for these is to make a gif or video where you’re licking and sucking at one seductively, making bedroom eyes at the camera, and then you BITE THAT MOTHERFUCKER IN HALF AND SHRIEK YOUR VICTORY AS THE DELICIOUS BLOOD-FILLING DRIPS FROM YOUR VICIOUS MAW.

This site scares me so much.

Reblogging because that damn comment

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Thu, 16 May 2013 16:27:46 -0400

gullacass: do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back...

Thu, 16 May 2013 16:27:37 -0400

gullacass:

do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while

michaxl: did you say walk

Thu, 16 May 2013 16:27:27 -0400

michaxl:

did you say walk

doglets: what? this isn’t a nude beach this is a nerd beach who’s ready to catch some .wavs

Thu, 16 May 2013 16:26:35 -0400

doglets:

what? this isn’t a nude beach this is a nerd beach who’s ready to catch some .wavs

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Thu, 16 May 2013 16:26:23 -0400

s-heik: “Traitor? I was never one of you.”

Thu, 16 May 2013 16:26:16 -0400

s-heik:

“Traitor? I was never one of you.”

arpakasso: bondoge: swag youre it no snapbacks

Thu, 16 May 2013 16:26:08 -0400

arpakasso:

bondoge:

swag youre it

no snapbacks

foureyedalien: Everybody likes kung fu fightingggg~

Thu, 16 May 2013 16:25:51 -0400

foureyedalien:

Everybody likes kung fu fightingggg~

fuckyeahdementia: friday!!1!

Thu, 16 May 2013 15:13:03 -0400

fuckyeahdementia:

friday!!1!

tokenduelist: sulkylass: this one looks like it’s plotting...

Thu, 16 May 2013 15:12:56 -0400

tokenduelist:

sulkylass:

this one looks like it’s plotting something really evil

We kill the Zubatman.

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Thu, 16 May 2013 14:19:44 -0400

deschain: Japanese Studio Ghibli DVD player and DVD’s. Just a...

Thu, 16 May 2013 14:09:10 -0400

deschain:

Japanese Studio Ghibli DVD player and DVD’s.

Just a few more to get :D

thegoddamazon: wifelife: Girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember: a vagina can go back to...

Thu, 16 May 2013 14:09:04 -0400

thegoddamazon:

wifelife:

Girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember:

a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size

a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run over quite a lot if it does

You can do this girl.

Be as resilient as your vagina.

Shine bright like a ‘gina

THIS IS THE MOST UPLIFTING POST

hamfarto: in german i put this guy on the corner of every paper i turn in and the teacher hates...

Thu, 16 May 2013 14:08:44 -0400

hamfarto:

in german i put this guy on the corner of every paper i turn in and the teacher hates me